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[–] 320 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

I was really excited to read the start of that headline.

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    [–] 169 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    You had me at Elon died. ❤️

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  • [–] 160 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    In the last minutes of the stream, Musk made a hardcore difficulty character he named Kekius Maximus, a 4chan-esque meme name he’s used as his display name on X. But Kekius Maximus was not long for the world. Musk died to one of the game’s tutorial bosses due to a bad connection, which subsequently concluded the stream, ending another sad, weird data point in the Elon Musk fake gamer saga.

    The guy who claimed he was a top tier Quake player... who in actuality, was only scoring well in online matches, because he played on the T1 high speed, stupid expensive business line at his Zip2 business in the 90s... and performed terribly at LANs...

    Well here he is 30 years later, now dying to a tutorial boss, partially due to the shitty connection of his own ISP.

    Amazing.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Shit, mentioning the T1 really made me have a minor flashback. Yeah. Back in the 90s computer processing power varied dramatically between users. Like when I got a 386 around 1990 it had a whooping 40mb of space and 1mb of RAM. It was a lot for the time. We never had to run anything directly off disks. But just 3 years later when Doom came out (and I remember the launch of Doom) i was surprised that we couldn't have it because it needed 4mbs of RAM. Also our computer wasn't fast enough anymore so when we DID finally get it years later we needed to use the smaller screen option to get it to run fast enough otherwise it was too choppy to play.

    Someone playing Quake, a game that only came out a few years later, with that kind of machine you're talking about would dominate. Not because of skill, but simply that his comp has the speed that can allow him to act and react much faster than his opponents.

    It would be like if you took a modern formula one race car from 2025 to a formula one race in 1925. A medicore driver would win, but not for skill.

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    [–] 83 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Sucking at games is not bad. Fucking human lives, exploiting countries, being a Billionaire and a fucking Nazi, is.

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  • [+] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    it’s hard to really prove he’s a fraud at spacex and tesla and pretending to be some super genius

    I mean, even this isn’t very hard. My relative used to work at SpaceX, and it’s an open secret that the company has a team of people dedicated to keeping Elon away from the engineers. Like as soon as he steps out of his office, there are multiple people whose sole job is to push paperwork and “problems” (read: “literally just basic decisions that anyone in middle management could make”) in front of him to keep him completely distracted with inane and inconsequential things, while also making him feel like a big important decision maker.

    All so he doesn’t have time to wander down towards the engineers. Because if he does get to the engineers, he’ll inevitably try to one-up them with some “why are we doing it this way that I’m too dumb to understand? I don’t like that I can’t understand it. We should do it this dumb way instead” decree. And now the entire company is going to grind to a halt until the engineers can redesign the entire system to fit his new dumb design.

    Like he desperately wants to fit in with the engineers, but the only way he knows how is to try and flex his (nonexistent) technical expertise. So the company has hired people specifically to prevent that scenario from ever happening.

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    [–] 79 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Elon Musk is a fake gamer girl

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  • [–] 57 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    This is almost as embarrassing as the botched penis enhancement surgery he had.

    Dude just can’t win.

    Dickless, his kids won’t talk to him, and he sucks st video games?

    Dudes gonna off hisself I bet.

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Talk about bait and switch headline

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    “Elon, deep down you will always be cringe no matter how much money or power you have.”

    Deep down? To me he's cringe on the very outside.

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    [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My wife thinks maybe he has a humiliation kink.

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  • [+] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago*

    This is exactly what Ted Bundy did when his first love dumped him.

    He fell for a woman called Diane Edwards while in college, and they dated for about a year. She was everything he thought a woman should be; beautiful, smart, successful, and from a well-off family. She dumped him because she saw him as "pitifully weak". Psychologists believe, and Bundy himself all but confirmed, that this was the catalyst that would fuel his homicidal rage towards women. It's also believed that Diane heavily influenced the type of women he killed; young white college students with brown hair parted in the middle. He began killing women the same year Diane dumped him.

    Five years later he was married and living a double life as a serial killer. During this time, he sought out and reconnected with Diane behind his wife's back, and Diane was impressed with his transformation. He was on the cusp of a successful legal and political career, and he seemed a lot more masculine and sure of himself. She was smitten and wanted to pursue the relationship. They even got as far as discussing marriage. That's when Bundy dumped her and cut off all contact with her, getting his "corrective experience" moment, which clearly did nothing to heal the trauma of rejection that spurred one of the most terrifying episodes of serial murder in history.

    Elon Musk doesn't need to beat the bullies to get closure. He needs therapy. Or rather, he needed therapy, and he needed it many years ago. At this point, he's in his "dumping Diane" phase, where he's already hurt so many people and he's so far gone that no amount of therapy would help him. He's already too addicted to the monster he's become to ever want to heal himself. His need to have these corrective experiences, like Bundy with Diane, is strictly to feed the monster's ego.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Is the PoE 2 tutorial boss any harder than the PoE 1 tutorial boss? Because if not, then thats actually crazy.

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    [–] 29 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I DONT CARE

    but i care enough to tell you to not post this crap

    and that everyone who cares about what video game the fascist prince is playing also needs to touch grass

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago

    At this point I think it's just fun. So much of the conversation around Elon is deadly serious, doom and gloom, and this is just... lighthearted mocking about something that doesn't matter. It's a refreshing change.

    And it does seem to matter to him, so undermining that image he works hard to curate is an added bonus. And hell, if Path of Exile is what makes someone realize what a pathetic lying moron he can be, then that's fantastic as well, even if it's an odd thing to have that epiphany for.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Shit is, in real life these assholes live forever.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Never before have I so wished for a sentence to end earlier.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Dogshit dogeshit

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Is this actually news that matters?

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  • [–] 89 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Kind of. It shows he is a liar. Maybe that wakes someone up. News showing that political leaders and figureheads lie about even the mundane is good reporting, even if the topic is dumb.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I think the more important insight is how desperately he is trying to appeal to the young male demographic, and going so far as to pay a pro gamer to boost his account in a video game so he can pretend to be one of them.

    Why? Probably a lot of potential reasons, but anyone with even a little bit of critical thinking skills should immediately become suspicious when they see that. Because whatever the actual reason, it probably isn't good.

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