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It doesn't make sense to use automobiles. Imagine having to build out paved roads everywhere and also set up stations along these roads to refuel. Just completely impractical.
Right? It would be so much cheaper if we just used to the reinforcing steel to create thin tracks which we could put much more thermally efficient and eco-friendly wheels onto. In turn, we could carry exceptionally large loads of cargo or people over vast distances for a mere fraction of the cost (monetary) and a fraction of the cost (to the world) by creating long, highly aerodynamic vehicles capable of moving at ridiculously high speeds that would be uncontrollable for the average joe on the road.
Wait, haven't I heard of something like this before?
God, this image is cool. Very NaissancE, if you've ever played that.
The streets weren't a lot better when they were horse focused
The physical design was somewhat similar but if you look at old footage from cities you'll see that walking on the street was completely normal.
There didn't yet exist this idea that we have to leave 80% of the street exclusively for cars.
That's rape horse from Berserk
Equestrians are now free from menial labor and can focus on their Only Horse accounts.
Fun fact, there are more domesticated horses now then there were at the hight of horses being used as transportation. I found this out when a reporter asked Jay Leno, an avid classic car collector, if he was upset about the CA law that makes only EVs legal to sell as new cars in CA by a certain date. He said he totally approved of the measure, and that there was nothing to worry about for classic car collectors, and citing horse ownership rates.
Yeah, but there are a lot of neglected emaciated horses from people that shouldn't have horses.
Hey I've been searching for solid stats about this. Are you sure? Because there used to be a lot of hotses!
Cars are just a scam made up by Big Horse to sell more horsepower without actually selling any horses
Hello, I am an internal combustion car. I can't go very fast unless the road is all paved, or very far unless you spend billions bringing fuel from thousand of kilometers to feed me. And if you drive me, people will think you're NOT gay!
Fuck your Subaru I've a horse outside
There are articles from before the automobile discussing the pollution problems with horses. Apparently horses poop, a lot.
They do, but it's an easy fix. Just need a poop bag that catches it as it falls.
Imagine a human being able to shit without stopping movement at any time, into a portable bag of feces.
The mind shudders
Such person would be too free from the shackles of humanity
This cannot, it must not ever happen
Horses, the original automatic braking
Self driving, too, provided you want to go where the horse wants to go.
If cars are better than horses, why do horses still exist? Checkmate evolutionist
"Horses Are Forever" is also the poorly received first draft of Sean Connery's final Eon-produced James Bond movie.
In Italy we eat horses, so they are also farmed for food. I bet all the horses that end up on a slice of bread or a pizza would rather have pulled a carriage. Still they are a much less popular meat, I don't think horse farming is as bad as, say, pig farming, (for the horse I mean) because there's much less demand. "Frayed threads" (lack of better translation) of horse are pretty good with olive oil btw.
Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?
And they might come with their own included "truck nuts"
Bro there is LITERALLY an anime about horse girls

Humanity won
Horses are only fast because of the shape of their four long legs. You can't just give someone a carrot and long ears and expect them to be a horse. That just makes them a cat rabbit.



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