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Missingno, hands down.

I never really got into Pokemon, but I love game glitches.

Is Jessie an option? She looks like my wife.

I'm just waiting for OP to edit the title to "Which Pokemon would you have sex with?" The comments are a lot funnier under this context.

That said: Machoke.

For both the original and alternate question.

Snorlax. He's recognizable enough that most people won't have to ask what it is, personally relatable, and nobody don't like Snorlax!

Also, I was looking through a list before I decided, and whatever happened to Khangaskahn? It was barely in the first game and I don't think I've even heard about it since.

I've been tempted to get 'surprised Pikachu' tattooed on me someplace.

I don't know why, but that meme always makes smile when it's in a 'leopard's eat my face' way

Squirtle Squad

Bulbasaur.

Ditto on my ass

Umbreon and Espeon, because they are independently my and my wife's favorites.

I always liked Abra's evolution tree. If I had an artistic representation of them I think it would be cool.

Togepi because it's my favorite.

Zoroark

Probably Gengar but at the same time I feel like that’s one of the default pokemon tats

Unown. They seem like they can form an actual design I would like.

The best Pokémon, Bulbasaur

Unown!!! so many possibilities there, or just pick some random ones.

Not going to, but murkrow, or corviknight because crows are awesome.

Have to edit. Maybe Banette because that design is cool as fuck.

Gen 1, Growlithe

I personally enjoy the trubbish line, just a trash creature enjoying life.

Shiny Rayquaza

Ditto mimicing a fuckin' rad tattoo.