May you live in interesting times. What I wouldn't give for a calmly moving trolley.

Chop wood and carry water.

Nothing happening is exactly what I want. I want life to be so boring that I can wake up in the morning and KNOW that no one is scheming yet more ways to ruin my country or stomp on my rights.

Read Camus, go absurdist, enjoy life. It's so easy.

True peace is the opportunity to find joy. If you haven’t the means to read a book, or take the time to enjoy a coffee, or take a walk, etc. then everything is not fine.

I like my trolley rides without screaming.

What I wouldn't give for a ride like that nowadays

Screaming is just as exhausting and meaningless as not screaming.

Maybe we can tie someone down on the tracks, that'll spice things up.

That's btw one of the many reasons why people want to go to Mars. Adventure and excitement guaranteed.

This meme would have worked a lot better a few years ago. Hell, even a few months ago.

Life is no longer uneventful, the trolly's brakes have been cut and it is on fire, there are clearly people tied to the tracks and the trolley is already rolling over them.

It was supposed to be space travel... It was supposed to be space travel..

Welcome to the good place

Plenty of people are screaming.

Oh, I'm screaming, dw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ejz2RmueE

Go faster damn you!

All the characters in the Neighborhood of Make Believe are just trapped in a trolley problem.

lies

Snowpiercer, except there's no real plot or change. You are in the car you're in, period.

Screaming? That was a couple of miles ago. Everyone on the tracks was screaming. Then they went quiet. Now its just getting warmer and warmer. Can't wait to finally get to Auschwitz and take a shower like the guards said to do!