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[–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Life is short

Why not make it shorter

Eat McDonalds

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Life's too short to not have a bidet.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    sorry for subliminal mcdonalds advertising

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I heard this song for the first time when I was about 8 or 9 and the existential dread stopped since.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Thank god, the person I am now is a dick

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    At least we get fries!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    God, I hope not.

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