That's a fucking party right there.

Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist

Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he ­entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden

Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.

Hold on let him cook

If he's a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.

Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year... sunburnt nipples would be total hell.

"Do as I say, not as I do."

The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It's actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

That... was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.

That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap

Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED

But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks 🤔

Reverend went hard!