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[–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Nothing to see here, move along...

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I knew it. I told them as soon as they began construction that this shit might lead to a resonance cascade but all I heard from them was "you're not a scientist" and "how did you get past security?" 🙄

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Unforseen consequences?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    You jest but this implies everything is fine... Now.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    Face Higgs-er maintenance on the toob.

    *clang*

    “Bos-off, muthafucka.”

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I call them half-life chickens

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    conCERN intensifies.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    European Gordon Freeman 💀

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I remember this from days of yore.

    CERN employee looked like the one Freeman so people sent him a crowbar and things.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    So that’s what came through that time portal

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  • [+] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Should we be con-cern-ed?

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