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[–] 78 points 1 year ago (23 children)

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.

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    [–] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Kids these days...
    Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
    After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I don't really want to look at this man.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Who tf is this goober

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