submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by to c/reddit@lemmy.world
 

First of all, Welcome! I'm genuinely glad you decided to join!

That said,

Swearing on Lemmy is actually mandatory and any posts found not containing any swearwords will be promptly removed and you will be permanently banned. These communities strive to reverse the damage done by algorithmically induced self censorship by requiring all participants to swear as much as possible.

Also, anyone censoring non swearwords like "dead" or "sex" that traditionally incur negative algorithmic interactions will also be sacked in addition to previously listed repercussions.

Thank you.

Fuck.

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[–] 83 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Goddamn. I just joined and this is my first fucking comment on this platform.

Free Luigi!

Suck my dick!

Fuck.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    And sexy sex images!

    Fuck.

    Anyone knows how to NSFW stuff in the comments?

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    i think you would just mark it a spoiler, click edit and then highlight the image and then at least on the web client its the second to last formatting option the little diamond with a ! in the middle.

    but also, fucking... jesus christ dude 🤦‍♀️.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    General note for spoilers: ACTUALLY MENTION WHAT IT IS YOU ARE CONCEALING. State which season, which movie, which franchise, SOMETHING. Don't make me have to peek at the spoiler to determine whether or not it is something I have seen already, or if it is appropriate to view in my current setting.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago*

    it’s explained in book 6 and 7 of Harry Potter that Dumbledore lives a lonely life where he kills what he loves and enriches the lives of those he sees as lesser. His story is akin to Harrison Bergeron, but far less sympathetic as he was a gay nazi in the 40sShit

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Don't forget to warn people that they may be permanently banned if they don't use the word "Luigi" in at LEAST 10% of all comments.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Does it count multiple times if I say: “Luigi Luigi Luigi Luigi”?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    Keep it anti corporate you fucking animals.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fuck you.

    No wait, fuck me.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Oh god. If I have to keep reading “unalive”…. fuck that dude. That starting popping up on reddit a lot out of nowhere.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.

    Always remember that Saint Luigi loves you.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Fucking hell yeee bitch

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Thanks, and fuck you too!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yk i was insanely sceptical regarding the whole “but it probably has like fuckall users” part of Lemmy, but it feels miles less pretentious and inauthentic than reddit ever did. Wild how much more pleasant it is.

    My main hopes for Lemmy really are that we manage to get a large enough userbase that more niche things arent excluded and forced to go to reddit, and that is isnt censored.

    As much as i dont like some viewpoints from some groups (like the people supporting russia in ukraine, trump supporters, general trolls), i think censorship is more damaging than productive. I just hope that we can have nice things and it doesnt turn into a cesspool of either the far left or far right circlejerking eachother.

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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    We have to cuss??? Gosh darn it! Fiddlesticks! Gosh darn it to heck! So there! I feel better now.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Can I say "I hope Elon Musk dies and I can have sex with his corpse"?

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago*

    I'm so fucking safe from this rule. I swear like a fucking sailor. Maybe because I used to fucking be one. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Part of free speech is being allowed to self censor yourself if you like.

    So fucking do it if you w***.

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Are you forking kidding me?

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  • It's the internet

    Yes you can fucking swear

    Goddamn

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    thank you and fuck you! bring back niche communities, abolish censorship

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    My fucking kinda place! Fuck yeah 👍

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