"I've got 57 varieties, but free ain't one"?

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, I'm neither a writer nor a comedian.

Idk about the rules at Burger King but McDonald's managers are either mega tightwads about sauces even though they are shipped in by the big old box, or they don't give a single shit, there is no in between.

It's also a myth that they have only 57 brands.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/02/19/business/heinz-ketchup-57-varieties-history/index.html

Marketing...

Relevant Roy Wood Jr.: https://youtu.be/8qj0BcuRPoc

Ive been haivng fun with these meme today