No one's forcing you to not wear a mask, do it anyway

What's worse is when it happens in the middle of someone else having a tense conversation

As a man who is constantly working short films and comics to make yea a lot of the internal jokes in my head are pretty long winded to explain because now I'm going to have to explain the entire lore of the in species and explain what a cancer former is to explain why it's funny for someone to use a cancer former on a thein to give it pink skin so yea do you have 2 days straight to listen to me ramble on explaining this incredibly random joke that just popped into my head

Yeah, faces do that. I asked mine to stop but it didn't listen. So inconsiderate.

I'm kinda like this, but I swing from being very readable, to having a poker face that even a professional poker player wouldn't be able to crack. It's not at all voluntary and seems to depend on the environment. If I'm super focused on something, I end up with a poker face frozen in a particular expression. It also seems like my face isn't readable when I'm uncomfortable or annoyed (or maybe people can read it but don't give a fuck about how they're making me feel), but otherwise my face tends to be very readable.

"If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander."

• Terry Pratchett

I accidentally full on speak my intetnal conversations out loud sometimes. Usually they make zero sense unless you're me. Obviously I try my best to not do that in public, and it's almost always just a whisper, but I wonder how many strangers have thought I'm weird as hell.

Yeah, this is super common for me "Sorry, I didn't mean to express my actual reaction to what you just said to me" lol

bro only sees other real humans on his linux box

I was just thinking about all the times I desperately held back rolling my eyes during Zoom meetings.