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what is the lesbian equivalent for the phrase "don't stick your dick in crazy"? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca
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[โ€“] 28 points 1 year ago

"move in with her"

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    [โ€“] 28 points 1 year ago

    "Don't jam the crazy clam!"

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    [โ€“] 23 points 1 year ago

    You want an orgasm, she wants a roommate.

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    [โ€“] 16 points 1 year ago

    Don't stick your tongue in crazy.

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    [โ€“] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Something something UHaul

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    • [โ€“] 10 points 1 year ago

    "Don't slam your clam on crazy"

    Also works for bi and hetero women.

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    [โ€“] 4 points 1 year ago

    Better Pornhub before a crazy brillo scrub

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    [โ€“] 1 point 1 year ago

    Don't scissor with psychos

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