I hate how it is illegal in American laws to defend yourself from thieves in some cases. The liability concept is weird.

My coworker and I made our own Sriracha and kept a bottle in the work fridge. It was labeled and dated. The lunchroom thief was raiding our Sriracha, which was no big deal in and of itself. The dick move was that this person would make a mess on the outside of the bottle and not wipe it off. So we put some one million SHU capsaicin extract in the bottle, which we enjoy, but melts the face on most people who aren't dumbasses like us.

Total fail: it turned out the thief also preferred the hotter sauce.

im almost dissapointed, that this hasnt been an issue yet where i work.

i like (by european standarts at least)
rather spicy food.

it would certainly be entertaining if somebody where to steal the wrong lunch from me.

A Dove bar would make for an excellent disguise.

This is very evil.

Would be interesting for parents with kids that keep sneaking treats from the freezer despite multiple warnings....