That's why I carry a pocket knife. I don't stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.

Gotta help your friends get their long awaited lung cancer

I don't smoke, I just like melting things

So a coworker at one point was selling this interesting odds and ends offered me a knife with a lighter on the other side. I did need a knife to open things but I had no real use for a lighter as I don't smoke but I of course bought it anyway because it was cool. Had this little dial to adjust the size of the flame... Fast forward to later that night bending over with a 6 inch flame coming out of my pocket from the end sticking out.

Nah, screw that. I want no part in someones' ill health and probably littering habits too

I don't smoke and don't carry matches or a lighter but have long hair (male) and regularly get asked for a sig and I say I don't smoke and I get this mean bullshit eye from these strangers.

I did this when I was single.

Also it's pretty useful as a bottle opener if there isn't a corner or another bottle around.

I'm only having one for my intrusive thoughts.

You are just eliminating the concurrence