Where's Workaholic Dad who only comes around when your Mom who doesn't really care if you lived or died unless you're making her look good/bad to her friends asks him to beat you?

This implies that trolls will someday go extinct, as the only way to create new trolls is for two existing ones to have children.

I am no athlete.

Ummm, how is this so accurate for my parents and me and my husband as parents?

I'm not really sure where a not strict abusive parent fits.

Sorcery.