Friend: “You should try these bagels.”

That guy: “Oh, no thanks, I have work in an hour.”

Friend: “Huh?”

This seems to be a lot like PGAD (persistent genital arousal disorder) in that the experience is not at all as pleasant as the name makes it seem, but rather an unending horror for those who suffer it.

My ex had it and it's the reason we broke up. Being drunk all the time/at random and not aware is problematic to say the least.

every hospital/medical TV show has an episode about this.

Rocks up to a party with a 12 pack of rolls

WHO'S READY TO GET FUCKED UP! WOOOOOOOOOO!

*scoffs down roll*

When auto-growery?

What does one have to do to gain this power?

I wonder if this guy has paperwork that explains his condition. Because it isn't widely known, I don't expect any cop would accept it as legitimate. What an unfortunate situation.

Isn't that just called "being french"?

I'd love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

I wonder how this impacted his professional life before and after he found out.