It would be the funniest thing if they were exact copies

Fucking grotesque. Hey why not make a lampshade of human skin next time. Sick fucks.

Wait, this is real?

Imagine the outrage if a world leader gifted another leader a golden model airplane after 9/11.

Insanity.

The “pager attack” killed 42 people, including two children and two healthcare workers, while wounding another 2,800 people. The attacks targeted public areas, including cars, streets, and supermarkets, and many of the wounded suffered eye, hand, and brain injuries. Many survivors needed surgery, and some victims went blind or had to have their limbs amputated. One of the attacks killed an 11-year-old boy and an 8-year-old girl, along with a nurse. At a funeral for some victims, another electronic device attack was carried out by Israel, wounding more people. It’s unknown how many Hezbollah operatives the attack actually killed.

“That was a great operation,” Trump reportedly told Netanyahu, after being given the morbid gift.

I can not believe this man was voted in. I can not believe this time line is real.

Yeah, because that's not fascist behaviour. Fucking hell.

top shelf nottheonion material right here.

Hopefully, it’s exactly like the originals and someone leaks the code.

Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be a kaboom!

Does it come preloaded with C4 or is Trump expected to add that herself?

I seriously thought this was an onion article!

One day, decades from now, people will read about these men in the same way we read about Mussolini and Hitler. They'll be reading with bated breath about the atrocities they committed and we'll be asked by our grandchildren how was it possible to even happen. Hopefully they'll live in a world where none of this would be possible and they won't comprehend the evil and cruelty that we got to witness, they won't be able to understand how so many millions cheered for these monsters. Come to think of it, I don't understand why so many millions cheer for them today.

As a Canadian, It’s crazy how easy these two played the American left by starting a genocidal war and having musk and the oligarchs use all propaganda machines to turn it into the Democrats fault. And the left just ate it up despite how blatantly obvious it was. The left splintered and had a “no, YOU’RE the fake leftist!” Argument among each other while the right unified and laughed at you guys

Holy shit.

Lmao no fucking way. That is utterly INSANE.

Even if the genocide ended tomorrow, I'm just never buying Israeli electronics again. I've been boycotting Sony all this time for a mere rootkit.

If you haven't already, you should boycott people who booby-trap their products.

Phew. Good thing we didn't vote for Kamala.

/s

The utter contempt for human life these fucking fascists show still surprises me.

There they go, best buds, genocide bibi and ethnic cleansing don.

Zios invented modern terrorism. The pager terror attack was just the latest.

https://www.dailysabah.com/opinion/op-ed/heroizing-terrorism-a-short-history-of-zionist-terror-organizations

Can't even make this shit up anymore.

The sick Orange POS would take a gold Tokarev pistol from Stalin.

IF they had verified each individual target before detonating it could have been the single operation with the highest success rate for hitting actual militants and the lowest civillian casualties out of everything Israel has done lately, but instead they just detonated like a thousand pagers and pissed off Lebanon immediately after a US Diplomat came by to criticize them for escalating tensions in Lebanon.

Actually, it still might be. Pretty low bar.

I wonder if Trump's Gold Apollo will blow up, too.

Netanyahu is a Nazi confirmed.

That's fucking macabre... And since it's from Israel, there's probably a bug in the pager too...

If today (this and the Gaza plans) would have been in Idiocracy, Mike Judge would be in jail for sheer... everything.

How do people see this in their feeds and go "yep, that's cool"? Because apparently, a lot of people are totally fine with this.

We did it Patrick we saved Pal.... ehh.. I'm too depressed to finish

I have been complaining about getting tricked by !theonion@midwest.social several times over. Oh would I love to be tricked right about now.