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I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You should put in exactly £5 of work.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say "hmm" or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I actually did the math on my current salary. So with converting it to USD and accounting for 2 weeks vacation and assuming I only work 40 hours a week. 5 pounds per hour is (approximately) one-tenth my hourly rate. So I would only be putting in 6 minutes of work for the entire length of the contract. Which, with my setup, amounts to sitting down, booting up, sipping coffee, and reading all of my slack notifications

    Mind you I'm not a senior engineer and I'm also not paid in the top percentile

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    • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Don't spend it all on one thing :)

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    But what if all things cost £5?

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    • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hey don't knock it, I'm pretty sure that's more than we pay Lemmy devs.

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    • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Hopefully they simply missplaced a zero.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Or like, at least 4 zeroes

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    • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    And a shiny farthing at Christmas!

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wonder how much entry level get

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    • [+] 1 point 2 years ago
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