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[–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What kind of dollar store hotdogs are you eating that taste like bologna?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn't taste like hotdog.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Do they taste like beef bologna?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yep. Most of the major brands have it if not all.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Bologna tastes like bologna of course, but hotdogs don’t have to. They are sometimes the same thing, sometimes not quite with different seasoning and smokiness. Just depends on who makes them. The hotdogs I get are beef, smoked with some mustard flavoring. If you just get generic hotdogs, they probably are the same thing as bologna. I like both, but would probably buy mortadella instead of bologna if available.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That's clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bologna is just a city in Italy.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    And hamburgers are steaks for people who don't like to cut their food.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    for flat wursters

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Don't move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.

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