It comes in jars?! And in tubes?!

I’m gettin’ one!

A WHAT-Brush?

damn, chasing aliens really took a toll

In the netherlands doctors use Cetomacrogol 1000 (with 10-30% vaseline) or a variant or Bag Balm (less usesd) for people having eczema or psoriasis. It adds disinfectant and hydration properties. Works fantastic

Vaseline is just a barrier that keeps moisture from escaping, it's called an occlusive. I would suggest using virgin coconut oil, shea butter or cocoa butter and having him wear Nitrile or vinyl gloves, latex will break down. Those 3 oils are an occlusive that have natural moisturizing and healing properties. Think of it as lip balm for your body.

Buy some Locobase cream if you have it where you live. By far the most effective thing for my Accutane hands when I was on that.

I used to do this too, until I found something more targeted. I also have a sensitivity to common lotion ingredients so can’t use them without making things worse. Unfortunately the petroleum jelly is never absorbed so without the gloves everything you touch gets greasy

I love early-morning Of Mice and Men references. This is great.

It could really rekindle the old feelings

Vaseline is not flammable.

Can enough friction ignite vaseline?

Edit: just looked it up. Vaseline is not flammable.

What's the name of that Stone Temple Pilots song?

Vasoline.

She uses tangerines.