i can't stand megathreads -- no one reads these! no one wants their posts banished there!

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[–] 157 points 3 years ago (11 children)

When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech

ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!

ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn't have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible

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  • [–] 49 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children)

    This.

    ETA: thanks for one upvote!😃

    ETA2: thanks for two upvotes!😀😀

    ETA3: woah?! 3?!?!?! thanks for three upvotes!😁😁😁

    ETA4: this is more upvotes than I have money in my bank account! thanks for four upvotes!💵💵💵

    ETA5: INASANE!!! thanks for five upvotes!😍😍😍

    ETA6: I’ve never had more than SIX!!! thanks for six upvotes! 😱😱😱😱😱

    ETA7: thanks for seven upvotes! I want to thank my mom, my brother, Jesus, Scott, Bill Gates, and my cat!!!🤗🤗

    ETA8: What? Why y’all downvoting me now? Bring it back to seven!😤😤😤

    ETA9: Unbelievable. -400 upvotes now. I lost my house, my car, and my job because of this! 😔😔😣😖😖😖😭😭

    /s

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    [–] 147 points 3 years ago (22 children)

    This may be an unpopular option since I've already seen it across lemmy, but the ____porn communities. I'd like to browse pictures of nice landscapes or exotic cars without worry about someone around me noticing "PORN" on my screen.

    At this point it seems very old internet, something that made sense when those communities were established, but now is unnecessary gratuitous and not socially acceptable.

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  • [–] 41 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I saw a post about a community created here called "pixel passport" which I thought was a hell of a lot better that "earth porn."

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Damn, I had forgotten how obnoxious that was on Reddit. Blocked all of those years ago because it was just unnecessary and a gross way to qualify otherwise unremarkable photos.

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    [–] 72 points 3 years ago (16 children)

    Moderators who coddle bigots.

    Bigots.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This is my #1 also. So many people "just asking questions"

    I also hate the circlejerk of people going "I cannot possibly comprehend being gay/trans/disabled/whatever but I let them do what they want!" They're not aliens, you can listen to them explain what they are going through and have empathy. It's not very complicated.

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    [–] 67 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Can we stop talking about Reddit? Let it go.

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    [–] 56 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Creative writing presented as truth

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children)

    Oh man, this is something I definitely hope to never see again. I'm so tired of the unbelievable TIFUs, AITAs, and/or OffMyChests with thousands of upvotes that had obviously-fake stories.

    The worst one (in recent history) was that TIFU with the student who slept with their professor's daughter.

    Part 1: https://libreddit.de/r/tifu/comments/1379pge/tifu_by_hooking_up_with_professors_daughter/

    Part 2: https://libreddit.de/r/tifu/comments/137u9bk/tifupdate_by_hooking_up_with_professors_daughter/

    Part 3: https://libreddit.de/r/tifu/comments/1391lmj/tifupdate_i_cuckolded_my_professor/

    I hope this kind of bullshit never happens here.

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    [–] 48 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    "Thanks for the gold kind stranger"

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    [–] 45 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Please don't let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.

    "Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?"

    "What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?"

    "How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?"

    It was bullshit.

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    [–] 40 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Karma-whoring. It's already started with the stupid "upote my can of beans" posts... Dude nobody cares about your internet points, either activity participate or fuck off to Instagram.

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    [–] 38 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    r/the_donald or anything like it. Kindly fuck off with all of that shit.

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    [–] 37 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    I absolutely hate the love for revenge violence. Stuff like celebration people running over protestors in their cars because they were forced to stop on the road. Or bleeding out after someone got shot when they robbed a store.

    This includes that fact that you can basically guarantee every thread contains at least one comment claiming "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

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    [–] 36 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Comments like:

    „This!“

    Use the upvote button and shut up.

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    [–] 26 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    When someone would ask a good question that you also wanna know the answer to, but then all the "answers" were just jokes bc everyone wanna get upvotes. I dont really mind jokes but those times it was a bit sad, then sometimes no one would answer for real bc i guess they see 10 replies and assume surely one of them is real already.

    Also repost bots.

    And apple vs samsung feuds.

    And sometimes looked like whenever some people try to organize action or protests, comments just spamming that "protests do nothing" or "voting does nothing," or "what is this gonna do," not suggesting any other solution either, almost like trying to encourage apathy? Or discourage action. Sometimes i wondered if those were bots.

    Also the r/wooosh when someone didn't understand a joke. .-.

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    [–] 25 points 3 years ago
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    Ads.

    Fuck ads.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    People who don’t know/acknowledge the difference between “free speech” and “hate speech”

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    [–] 18 points 3 years ago* (5 children)

    The “hivemind” ignoring the correct information or even worse, encouraging the wrong information.

    Does anyone else remember the whole Boston Bomber fiasco (i.e. We did it, Reddit)?

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    My cat didn't get any love over on insert community name here. I hope you guys updoot me more than they did.

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The ragebait fake text message screenshots that plague subs like antiwork.

    Wow, your dickhead boss is stupid enough to put all of that in writing and has the exact same style of writing, spelling and grammar as you do? Isn’t that a coincidence!

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    /r/MadeMeSmile portrayed toxic positivity which felt out of touch with reality.

    "I made my bed today. First time in 14 years 🙂"

    • 45 thousand likes and 2 thousand comments.
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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    Sponsored posts, banner ads, algorithms, and other advertising-industry fuckery.

    A reply that's just "r/(some subreddit name)."

    A robot trying to sell stolen fan art printed onto t-shirts.

    People childishly self-censoring non-sweary words. "Sex" isn't a bad word, but writing "s*x" suggests you probably shouldn't be allowed on social media at your stage of development.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (22 children)

    Communities with videos of violence and assault, justice porn etc. I hate those, this is honey for conservatives and fascists, they love it and it disgusts me.

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    [–] 11 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Ragebait like noahgettheboat, idiotsincars, publicfreakout. It’s the Jerry Springer of the 2020’s.

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    [–] 10 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    Karma. I feel like that will push Lemmy in a way that isn't healthy.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago* (4 children)

    Safe spaces for fascism. Spez let The_Donald and its imitators fester for years, thus turning Reddit into a de facto Nazi Bar. Thus years of harassing non-fascists & minorities, brigading, spouting bigotry, disinformation and toxicity while the admins yawned.

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    [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    Photos of people’s wives or girlfriends - often taken without their wife or girlfriend’s consent - playing video games, with vaguely condescending titles about it “only being the Sims / Animal Crossing” and half the replies being absolutely vile. As a Woman Who Plays Video Games, it was awfully annoying.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    I hope that the mod-user relationship will be healthier here. (Bias, I was a reddit moderator.)

    Some reddit mods were crap, this is true. Powermods and sub collectors were real. They did shit up a few communities.

    But these people were a very small proportion of all moderators. Most moderators I met were chill, and just wanted to chip in to their respective communities to give back, in a way. Volunteering for internet janitor duty, because no matter how much people use the term as an insult it turns out public spaces need janitors - or they get filled with shit, trash, graffiti (and not the cool kind either, mostly badly drawn swastikas). It's not a position that should be glorified, or anything, because that's weird, but I hope that some semblance of basic respect can be maintained here on Lemmy - both ways, meaning no powermods but also no defaulting to assuming mods suck.

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    [–] 7 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    DAE

    Banana for scale

    5/7 with rice

    Generic ask Reddit threads

    All that shit can go to hell.

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    [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    “Women of Reddit: what’s the sexiest sex you ever sexed (and why)?”

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