So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?

the plot chickens

The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.

This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.

The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?

This is more useful anyway.

I don't think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever...

the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds

Or so right.

There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that's commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.

Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?

There's no cock like horse cock

No, there was no misunderstanding (as long as the thing also has a giant duck penis).

You know, I hear Morrissey rides one of those (CockHorse). Warlock Pinchers. Morrissey rides a cockhorse

I'd like that horse cock

Oh man this almost made me pee myself