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[–] 50 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeep breathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I. ORDERED. EXTRA. PAWPURRRONI!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    CATS: All your pizza are belong to us

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    "aaaaaahhh, who put the pizza table upside-down?!"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    You got me Dominos? I asked for PIZZA!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    The moment you realise you can feel the super hot mexican spicy chilli through your butt.

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  • Pizza's here!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Damnit! The cheese is now stuck to the top.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I claim this for my people!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    "No garlic knots?!"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Dammit, Karen! I said no fluffing pineapple!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    King of the tower of pizza

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago
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    These are empty!

    Where's the pizzaaaaaAAAAAAA?!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    "Answer me this human: which is the creature that has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet at night? Anyone who struggled to answer will be devoured by the beast."

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    No need, that pizza clearly has "cat" all over it

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I call the last slice!

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  • Feed me. No open box! Just feed.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago
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    This. Is. SPARTA

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    THIS IS MINE!

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  • [+] 1 point 2 years ago
    [–] 0 points 2 years ago

    I will protect you from this abomination pizza

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