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[–] 61 points 2 years ago

Holy fuck did we finally sell Florida? I wonder what sucker bought it.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

    I would say that it's unexpected...but it is Florida

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago*

    I'm watching a drunk (probably) girl in a fight with her bf (probably) attempting to get his attention by doing dumber and dumber things. He watches her go behind the metal temporary fence, take off her shoes and get in the water. Then she comes out, climbs around the actual security fence and sits there. He gets tired of watching and goes over to drink his beer and look at his phone (if you're reading this, hi guy). She looks around, realises he's not watching, and starts swimming away.

    Now she's completely out of sight and he's just sitting there, phone in hand, staring into space like he's given up on life. And he's finished his beer. There's nothing left.

    Edit: ohhhh she's skinny dipping and one of the other dudebros jumped in with his bermuda shorts on. I need popcorn.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    There's a fun bingo game called "sloppy joes bingo" (it searches). Rooster Teeth pitched it and someone in the community made a card generator and Sloppy Joes is a bar in key west which has a youtube live stream of the road out front.

    Lots of fun to be had at parties.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Holy shit, a meme that isn't a shitty political take!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I know, right? God I am so done with arguing about how (or who gets) to decide what kind of society we live in. I just want to talk about OpenTTD, Star Citizen and pics of Lego builds.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not wanting a hot take

    ilovethebomb

    Pick one

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    The magnetic poles are realigning! It's headed to Maine!

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  • Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    And Cuba is hot on its tail to keep the 90 mile claim true.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Any reports of a rabbit with a saw near the Georgia border?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    But but…think of all Key West tourists lined up for their selfies!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Does anyone else see the giant mannequins behind it?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    ocean rise is moving fast

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wait, I-95 runs all the way to Maine. Has the Earth's magnetic field reversed? They've been talking about it for awhile now. What do you know, Truckerman?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    If that were true, all the airport runways would need to have their runways numbers changed ASAP... with the exception of Canada's runways, as they changed theirs to follow true north and not magnetic north.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*
    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    What's with those creepy statues behind it?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    they know somethung we dont...

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