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[–] 16 points 2 years ago*

You get the fuck outta here with that, ya hear? 😡

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    My money's on beef.

    No amount of Chickens could successfully take a cow without help.

    Also, neither works without a side starch like garlic bread.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I suspect a couple dozen chickens could peck the legs of a cow until it collapses, and then peck the cow to death.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I feel like a cow just reacting to that, not even trying to fight back, just reacting to the pain, would just lead to chickens getting kicked and trampled to death.

    Plus cows are a lot faster than chickens.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Chickens are predators, cows are curious herbivores. Found proof: https://youtu.be/OeUM6zorYvM

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    Elephants are herbivores as well. It doesn't make them subject to significantly smaller predators. An elephant simply existing and moving around would be enough to stop/injure/kill a great deal of predators, most of which don't even try because they know they'd lose.

    I don't believe a cow would remain stationary if pack of Chickens started picking at its legs, and the act of moving/walking/running away in a crowd of attacking chickens would likely injure and kill chickens in the process. The difference in scale is just too great.

    Plus a cow under attack would likely just run away. And cows are a lot faster than chickens, look it up.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Stroganoff 2: Electric boogaloo

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I've made chicken stroganoff before. it was decent.

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    What the hell did I miss? Why is this a thing all of a sudden?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Somehow you guys found a way of converting beef to Spam.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I’m hungry now thanks a lot

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Why your stroganoff have pasta in it? Mine is usually with rice.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    But is it stroganoff to beat the challenge?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    The definitive chicken dish is Chicken Tetrachloride.

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