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[–] 132 points 2 years ago (1 child)

About your Crossfit addiction. The trifecta.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I'm a keto vegan CrossFit guy who uses arch. You wouldn't get it

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  • [–] 109 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    One must understand that the operating system that you use does NOT come up in normal everyday conversation. Nobody cares. If you mention this you're going to be looked at as the biggest dweeb in a 100 mile radius. Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity. You will be forever shunned in social circles, and will likely never live it down.

    So of course you mention Arch first!

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I would have thought so. But you'd be surprised how often it can crop up. Somebody wears an old hat or shirt with a logo, or someone complains about a change at work or whatever.

    It won't be often, but I've run into OS discussions maybe three times this year, and I'm fairly antisocial.

    9/10 it's going to be someone bitching about win 11, and someone else saying "hey, south uses Linux something-or-other, go ask him." And then the conversation happens.

    That other one time is usually tangential, where I'm talking about writing and the conversation moves to the programs used, which leads to questions about why I use libreoffice, and the fact that I use it on mint as part of explaining my setup.

    Now, I don't use arch, nor do I usually bring it up outside of a few friends that have abandoned windows. But I have run into a few arch users here and there.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity.

    Does that include my own pussy too? That would be tragic 😔

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  • [–] 85 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Neither.

    I tell them about the ethical supply chain that produces my Fairphone.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    this is the main problem i have with fairphones. i prefer completely unethically sourced products

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Behold: I'm the archvegan!

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    [–] 75 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I don't volunteer either piece of information, but sooner or later someone is going to overhear me ordering vegan food or see me opening my lunch and the dreaded conversation will have to happen. I wish people would just let me make my own food choices in private without making a big thing about it.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    What sucks is that you have to keep it for yourself, otherwise people will think negatively of you. Because for some reason caring about animals or the climate is cringe or something idk, like it's something to almost be embarrassed about. Which is doubly strange when animal abuse is often considered very bad by those very same people.

    But I guess for many caring about other people in general is cringe as well, as long as they are sufficiently emotionally distanced, so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I just wish it wasn't, and that caring for others was the baseline more than anything else.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, the stereotype drives me nuts. Like, yes, food is a big part of day-to-day life and sometimes I need to explain when asked why I'm not eating if there's nothing for me at, say, a company event. I try to avoid it as much as possible and just say I'm not hungry.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Tell them your an Archvegan. That sounds cool.

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    [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Oh no.. The Arch Vegan is here! Run!

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    I'm currently using Gentoo. That means I should also grow my own food...

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I forsee the creation of another arch based distro that is specifically designed for vegans that will solve this problem

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  • [+] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What's the arch user equivalent of getting asked if a fish is an animal?

    What's the vegan equivalent of getting asked if you use PC or Mac?

    Vegan Arch user btw

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    That I'm doing crossfit ;)

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Easy: I'm Vegan, and by the way I use Arch.

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    That they should really give CrossFit a try

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    That I use Sync for Lemmy of course.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Start with something neutral, like crossfit

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    That's how you get to be an Archdruid

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Nothing, someone will make this joke before they ever get a chance.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Have you ever tried CrossFit?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Their pronouns. Vegan/Arch

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    My CrossFit addiction

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Let me tell you about Homestuck ...

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  • [+] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    ¿Por qué no los dos?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I lead with my devout atheism.

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