I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed

Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won't eat steak rather than ruin the meat.

I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.

"Blue" goes between Rare and Epic. It's basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.

Medium rare please

De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.

Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.

Good lord, "Congratulations"!?!?

Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!

Medium rare for me.

Baked ribeye = awesome.

From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?

I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.

Divine. You feel like you become the steak.

ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup

rare/medium rare, i'm not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.

medium rare

Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.

Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?

"I'll have the chicken, medium-rare."

Well done

Are the first three a terraria reference?

Congratulations

Give me unreal or give me death!

I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova

Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?