Add big ornaments at the bottom

If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

Why not?

This is just more of the left war against Christmas!

Jesus would definitely approve of... Dicks out for Santa.

You can, just not like... that.

I'm coming...

...Over

Just be brave

Idk, I kinda like it.

Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.

We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason

Or you just do it on purpose.

Spooge

misspelled “always”

Nah this is the way!

aight im moving to florida now

I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.

cock

THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.

Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don't want my learning from Floridians, thanks.

The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.