Insane, insane,

here comes the pardon for Ghislaine.

I miss being surprised when rapists and pedophiles get handily rewarded for their crimes

I love TV's Frank so much right now.

This looks like one of those superhero movies where they ran out of ideas so they just throw in every villain they can think of.

Also it was very common in 90s beatem-ups, where the last stage was just wave after wave of the previous bosses.

The Cabinet list so far, as it was officially leaked moments ago on NudeAfrica.com:

State - Matt Gaetz

Treasury - Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino

Interior - A t-shirt cannon

Justice - DraftKings®

Agriculture - owner of that McDonald’s

Commerce - currently accepting bids

Labor - Immortan Joe

Defense - Vladimir Putin

Housing and Urban Development - it’s Trump, so probably Herschel Walker, ffs

Transportation - Elon Musk’s twitter account

Energy - V. Putin

Health and Human Services - sold off and privatized between Nestlé, Saudi Aramco, and Ticketmaster

Education - Kid Rock, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Lauren Boebert, and all sewn together as a human centipede

Veterans' Affairs - Captain Morgan; under secretaries Jack Daniels and Jim Beam

Homeland Security - Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, once the check clears

He gonna pardon Diddy

Trump, Musk & Gaetz

Go team pedo!

Pics available of Trump & Musk both with Epstein, Gaetz (still not fully charged with) doing high schoolers

Couch fuckers gotta take back seat

Special thanks to the folks who didn't vote this election! Couldn't have done it without you!

Perfect. Beavis for the win.

Oh great, Attorney general butthead.

Perfect, an actual trafficker of underage girls

a competent individual with extensive litigation experience in constitutional law would be the ideal choice here, seeing as this administration is about to face more lawsuits than any in history.. but no, donvict chooses another moronic 'yes man'

So I guess fucking underage kids is a thing now.

How many more are going to come out of the clown car? This is quite a performance.

And R Kelly named Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Butt-head taps underage girls, then show DOJ pictures of him doing so

Let's be real, he cleared the bar with this one.

Don't forget, the bar was set at Jeff Sessions, and it was even lowered to the doofus who ran the patent protection scam company.

Look, he's not going appoint anyone that isn't awful. The most you can hope for, the best outcome, is favourable funny > evil mix.

I'm comfortable saying that Matt Gaetz, on the grading curve necessary for Trump appointments, clears that bar. He's has at worst a 51% funny to 49% evil ratio.