Somebody call the CEO of corn

cracker bargel

So, where's the corn already?

can I speak to a real person

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CAN'T EAT CORN FOUND OUT I AM ALLARGIC AND IF I EAT TOO MUCH WILL BLOW OUT MY BACK PASSAGE

"Mom, this isn't Google"

Friendly reminder that people at this cognitive level make up a large portion of the lawmakers in the greatest military world power of all time right now.

Can't believe Joel started streaming Facebook

This meme is older than a lot of internet users.

Good old "please" will definitely wake up the bot