No one said anything about life support or return.

Just a rocket, a straight jacket, and right off into space you go. Depending on how many they cram in a rocket, there's a chance they'll have enough oxygen to see the spherical earth, shattering their weak minds, and succumbing to hypoxia, death, evacuating their bowels, and their corpses floating around in space, buried in their own shit and piss, boiling from solar radiation, becoming the first stew in space, before burning up on reentry.

Madeline: Point.

If you don't believe in round chests does that make you a flat chester?

Cursed to orbit but never touch.

I can show you mine anytime. I'm a guy tho.

Some people can only accept the truth when rubbed on their faces...

Pshaw, when people are handed direct evidence of something, they'll totally come around to reality!

*looks at twitter posts

...oh.

it's not just one turtle.

it's turtles all the way down.

It's a fine point, but he wasn't a flat earther. He was grifting flat earthers to fund his rocketry hobby.

Woah, too far. They shouldn't have to die for being dumb. Just have them row to the edge and once they find it, they can come back.

I'm pretty sure this entire post was a joke.

Madeline: I don't want them dead. I just want to hear the wonderful shattering noises of their worldview going snap.

We need to allow different opinions, sure. But, do we need more morons and conspiracy theorists? They feed and exist because of the amplifying factor of social media.

I usually welcome any challenges to my opinions, but I expect a minimum requirement for self reflection and critical thought. This doesn't pass that bar.

No nazis in space, they belong underground

Madeline: I haven't encountered any (that I know of), so cannot answer this question.

Madeline: Though I would be quite interested in what ANYONE would stand to gain from lying about the shape of the world. I'd really want to dissect those motives.