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[–] 110 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Last panel is wrong. Genie would just grant him an MBA from a top tier school

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I once looked through a textbook from my friend's MBA course. The first thing I noticed was in a highlighted box in the chapter on business negotiating: "Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations."

    These are the people that make 10X what I make.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is why I refuse to get an MBA. I already know my pants go on my legs. Thanks.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I learned this in my first statics class, and I have a BS in business administration.

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Japanese companies, this isn't a wish, it's a fundamental truth of the universe. Like gravity. No matter the scale or importance of them. I promise you your car exists because of an Excel 2003 file on some underpaid engineer's laptop that they periodically sync with an inventory system.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I once worked for a Japanese company where I had to make a presentation. In Excel, I shit you not. Then we had one of our "shadow" managers make a Japanese translation of the same thing. It took me two days to get the kerning and print layout right, especially with that weird english typeface that is Japanese standard, I hate to think how long the translator took to get their version right.

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

    Microsoft spent years and years trying to get people to not use Excel as a database, until they eventually had to give up hope that anyone who doesn't know the difference would voluntarily use Access, so they started adding database-like functionality to Excel to meet their customer's demands and try to make the experience at least a little bit less painful.

    This is a real-life case of "meet the user where they are" despite the designer's wishes, because even within Microsoft, there is strong agreement on not using Excel as a DB.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I only ever encountered Access was once many years ago and I was warned that it had issues with multiple users.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well, to be fair to Access, it's not like Excel is such a great multi-user database either, now is it? ;-)

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This is basically what I run for a living and it's definitely not glamorous.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Employers get what they demand, what they deserve. Anyway excel works as a database until around 1 million entries...

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago

    Once you get to a million just start a new one and create a "master" spreadsheet that uses power query to append them all. Problem solved ;)

    Don't tell anyone but I actually do this.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I work as a network tech for a globally spanning ISP specializing in fiber services, handling major maintenances that are service effecting for business and government customers (SLAs are in effect). These maintenances are planned and tracked through various excel sheets - housed either in a shared network drive (so yeah, we may run into issues where multiple people are trying to edit the same doc at once), or excel tables in a SharePoint.

    Prior to the merger of companies I recently went through, we had actual database systems to track this stuff that worked just fine. And now we're relying on the same shit a grad student would use to track their doctorate progress. It'll work until it doesn't. Looking forward to the shit-show if it gets me overtime.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Anyone else use Microsoft Access....30 years ago?

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    3gb CSV file goes brrrr....

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Should’ve been the version saying:

    Geanie: “It is done”

    Person: “But… nothing changed”

    G: “Correct”

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    My 5th rule would be "no 'fix my IT problem without me telling you what the error message says'". Because fuck that

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Don't be gross, use CSV files

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Isn't the Genie usually depicted as malicious, or at least mischievous? I would expect the Genie to grant the wish, knowing what a shitshow it would be.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "I have to make a brochure for the printing shop and I'd like to compose it in Excel"

    "There are actually five rules..."

    "In Powerpoint?"

    "Make that six."

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Honestly, since the introduction of 'tables', pivot tables, Power Pivot and Power Query, Excel is way more viable to be used as a database. Tables in particular mean that formulas fill down and the range automically resizes when records are added.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My old ass crying in MS Access

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Kind of related question: Is it okay for me to use JSON as a small DB? I just store basic blog page data there.

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