I don't know about them, but I sure don't understand

what a nice dog though

turdogen?

Baked until golden?

A stuffed animal?

It's a turdoggy lmao

what a turkey

Is the statement that the dog is chicken?

Is it a statement on how pets are animals turned into agency-less commodities, just like meat?

c'mon you lot, it's a mr bean reference surely!

"I'm a turkey!"