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[–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I like to imagine you just have uncut and cooked cherry tomatoes between two pieces of toast

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why, is there a better way? They roll everywhere...

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Uncut cherry tomatoes in a tortilla wrap. It's actually what I'm eating right now (well, not just tomatoes; it's also got chicken and chopped-up celery.)

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    And put some kind of sauce, like mayo, and you've made a tomato slip and slide.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    If you put butter on the bread and then directly the tomatoes on it they stick to it and will not Slip out. Don't put them between ham and cheese!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    At least you have tomatoes you'd like to eat. Living in Scandinavia makes good, larger tomatoes a raaare sighting

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    More like the avocado.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Every time I hear the phrase “You’ll never take me alive” my rotting brain appends “ahhhhhhhhhhh” to the end of it lol

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    i like to make PBJs w a ridiculous amount of PB and preserves so when im done there’s a pile of it that i scoop into my mouth w my hands like a baby

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Why don't you guys use sauces made using tomatoes? I've always hated tomatoes in my sandwich. Forget them falling out... Biting into them is disgusting as well!

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Tomatoes are the best, blasphemy to have sauce instead of tomato slices. 🍅

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Because biting into them is delicious.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Because then I'd lose the wonderful texture of a good tomato, sauces are just not the same.

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  • [+] -10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are you kidding me? The texture is the worst part. The taste of raw tomatoes is the second worst. They only start to get good after you cook the living hell out of them.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Have you only had grocery store tomatoes? If so, then I forgive you. But a good garden tomato is a taste of heaven.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah they're wet and acidic and taste wack, I ain't putting that shit in my sammich! (Soz if you do like tomatos lol)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I find it interesting that you call them acidic. I've never had a tomato which tasted acidic to me, except maybe if they aren't ripe yet.

    In fact, it's quite common to add vinegar to tomatoes (ketchup, tomato salad, various dishes with balsamic vinegar). So, yeah, maybe your sense of taste picks up on some molecule that others can't taste...

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I've never really like... eaten acid tbh. I had the druggo kind you put into small paper squares, I wouldn't recommend that either tbh!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Ah, I thought, you were being fanciful with your wording, because acid simply tastes sour. Lemons, apples, vinegar, they all taste sour, because they contain acid.

    I just looked it up, by the way, and tomatoes apparently do contain acid, too. I guess, it's just not usually the prevalent taste to me...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (4 children)

    I try, but then people make fun of me for putting ketchup on a turkey sandwich.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That's not that weird. People eat chicken nuggets with ketchup and hotdogs too

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