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[+] EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works 97 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] axce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 years ago (2 children) Debian too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] s_s@lemmy.one 32 points 2 years ago (2 children) Deb & Ian permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's the story behind Reiserfs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Deborah* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago "Debra" Deb is short for both spellings. permalink fedilink source parent [–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago* (1 child) and MySql, believe it or not (well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name source permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we can’t forget MariaDB permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent [–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Flysequel permalink fedilink source parent [–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (1 child) I work for an international conglomerate. One of our major pieces of internal software is SUSAN named after the guys wife. I'll never remember his name, but his wife will always be in my mind permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blurryeyes@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Yours too? She gets around permalink fedilink source parent [–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Photoshop too believe it or not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lol what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just like debian. Photo and Shop permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight permalink fedilink source parent [+] J12@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS. permalink fedilink source parent [+] EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 years ago Suse too believe it or not. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Trobador@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The "Sierra" name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near Wikipedia page for Sierra Entertainment You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 years ago Microsoft too believe it or not. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] axce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 years ago (2 children) Debian too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] s_s@lemmy.one 32 points 2 years ago (2 children) Deb & Ian permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's the story behind Reiserfs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Deborah* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago "Debra" Deb is short for both spellings. permalink fedilink source parent [–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago* (1 child) and MySql, believe it or not (well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name source permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we can’t forget MariaDB permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent [–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Flysequel permalink fedilink source parent
[–] s_s@lemmy.one 32 points 2 years ago (2 children) Deb & Ian permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's the story behind Reiserfs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Deborah* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago "Debra" Deb is short for both spellings. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's the story behind Reiserfs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's the story behind Reiserfs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's the story behind Reiserfs? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cupcake1972@mander.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (2 children) Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago Goddamn, I didn't see that coming (poor taste joke)I guess she won't be reising from the dead permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Deborah* permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago "Debra" Deb is short for both spellings. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] s_s@lemmy.one 1 point 2 years ago "Debra" Deb is short for both spellings. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago* (1 child) and MySql, believe it or not (well, it's his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name source permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we can’t forget MariaDB permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent [–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Flysequel permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name source permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we can’t forget MariaDB permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent [–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 years ago* Flysequel permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in "MySQL" (my sequel) would be "my child", but... nope "My" is literally his daughter's name source permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we can’t forget MariaDB permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) And we can’t forget MariaDB permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago There's also a MaxDB named after his son, guy's a genius. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (1 child) I work for an international conglomerate. One of our major pieces of internal software is SUSAN named after the guys wife. I'll never remember his name, but his wife will always be in my mind permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blurryeyes@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Yours too? She gets around permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blurryeyes@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago Yours too? She gets around permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Photoshop too believe it or not. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lol what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just like debian. Photo and Shop permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight permalink fedilink source parent
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lol what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just like debian. Photo and Shop permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just like debian. Photo and Shop permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight permalink fedilink source parent
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight permalink fedilink source parent
[+] J12@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS. permalink fedilink source parent [+] EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 years ago Suse too believe it or not. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trobador@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The "Sierra" name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near Wikipedia page for Sierra Entertainment You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wviana@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 years ago Microsoft too believe it or not. permalink fedilink source parent
