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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)
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[–] 141 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    there are so many things wrong with this

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I think it's kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what's cooler than a robot when you're 7? that's pretty much the pinnicle of "cool" at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to "a summer's day" or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to "a love song"

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I, uh, wasn't 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Look, I'm a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I'd start shopping for an engagement ring.

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