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[–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A woman picked me up at a bar and we went back to her place.

When I woke up the next morning I was surrounded by the most Elvis paraphernalia that I have ever seen in one place.

I told her I was grabbing some coffees and just never returned.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    My story starts the same, except I woke on the couch, butt naked, her fully dressed and her family milling around making breakfast. They were very nice people!

    Rode my motorcycle to work on a Saturday to check in on my training class who had just hit the call center floor.

    "Where you been shalafi?"

    "Uh, it's a story..."

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