▲ 975 ▼ Putin's colonel killed in drone strike while mowing lawn at his Russian residence (www.express.co.uk) submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world 107 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] cokane_88@lemmy.world 162 points 2 years ago (3 children) I hope he had just started mowing, man that would suck to mow for an while then get vaporized. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] goforliftoff@lemm.ee 87 points 2 years ago (2 children) I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children) The knife missile could take care of both problems at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaolinRaiden@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago "Don't just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source." Raytheon, the landscaper's favorite military industrial contractor! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago From the makers of KnifeWrench™️ permalink fedilink source parent [–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago Here's how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass permalink fedilink source parent [–] teft@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago* "phew. Last strip...blyat" permalink fedilink source parent [–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Organic fertilizer permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goforliftoff@lemm.ee 87 points 2 years ago (2 children) I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children) The knife missile could take care of both problems at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaolinRaiden@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago "Don't just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source." Raytheon, the landscaper's favorite military industrial contractor! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago From the makers of KnifeWrench™️ permalink fedilink source parent [–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago Here's how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children) The knife missile could take care of both problems at once. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ShaolinRaiden@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago "Don't just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source." Raytheon, the landscaper's favorite military industrial contractor! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago From the makers of KnifeWrench™️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShaolinRaiden@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago "Don't just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source." Raytheon, the landscaper's favorite military industrial contractor! permalink fedilink source parent [–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago "Don't just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source." Raytheon, the landscaper's favorite military industrial contractor! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago From the makers of KnifeWrench™️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago Here's how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass permalink fedilink source parent
[–] teft@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago* "phew. Last strip...blyat" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Organic fertilizer permalink fedilink source parent