Is not a lie, that's just what I remember. I remember messing around with computers, doing whatever I wanted with them, but that was back in high school when we'd just hang out at the mall; I haven't been to an apple store in a long time.

What's really weird is to make such a big thing about this. Why get all passive aggressive? I mean look, even when you're sure someone is wrong about something, that doesn't mean they're maliciously lying, it just means they're wrong... You can tell them that.