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Anon awakens an ancient evil (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 169 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

"I'm going to teach your women to read, and encourage your children to go into a different profession than their fathers'!"

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Make women show their ankles in public next

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Lewd.
Where?
Which evil specifically & where can I find it??

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

www.madankles.net

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What about noses?

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Noses don't have ankles, stupid.

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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Depends on the religion, I guess.

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[–] Lena@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

This could be an anime

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Those are, on average, still consisted extreme political beliefs, so a war is inevitable - choose your side.

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[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

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