▲ 86 ▼ distinctive (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by obre@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 9 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] bluespin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) "We do - we do have some lemon whores in this neighborhood" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) When life gives you lemons, bring out the whores! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) When life gives you lemons, bring out the whores! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! permalink fedilink source parent
