▲ 535 ▼ Alarm as Pentagon Confirms Deployment of US Troops to Israel (www.commondreams.org) submitted 2 years ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world 253 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) you can still john wick with that tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago Maybe you can. All the money I’d earmarked for kung fu lessons and a collection of random lethal weapons wound up going into pet care and hobbies. Besides, I definitely don’t have plot armor. I’d get popped by some junior security mail cop. They probably wouldn’t even have to shoot me. They’d run me over with their Segway, I’d fall, crack my head open, and they’d put a little skull and crossbones sticker on their scooter, like a WWII fighter pilot. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago Maybe you can. All the money I’d earmarked for kung fu lessons and a collection of random lethal weapons wound up going into pet care and hobbies. Besides, I definitely don’t have plot armor. I’d get popped by some junior security mail cop. They probably wouldn’t even have to shoot me. They’d run me over with their Segway, I’d fall, crack my head open, and they’d put a little skull and crossbones sticker on their scooter, like a WWII fighter pilot. permalink fedilink source parent