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[–] 119 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

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