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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 56 points 2 years ago (2 children) You're thinking of the Zodiac Killer. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ted Cruz can be more than one thing. Don't pigeonhole Ted Cruz. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I've read online that he was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. You know, the goat eating one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero? Nah, that doesn't sound like him at all! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors. In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) He's nowhere near that cool permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex. permalink fedilink source parent [+] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Shitter.... He was the phantom shitter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ted Cruz can be more than one thing. Don't pigeonhole Ted Cruz. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I've read online that he was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. You know, the goat eating one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero? Nah, that doesn't sound like him at all! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors. In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) He's nowhere near that cool permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 years ago* (2 children) I've read online that he was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. You know, the goat eating one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero? Nah, that doesn't sound like him at all! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors. In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) He's nowhere near that cool permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero? Nah, that doesn't sound like him at all! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors. In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors. In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent [–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors. In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (1 child) wait... how many jurrasic parks are there? More or less than Land Before Time at 18? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) He's nowhere near that cool permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nomad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Shitter.... He was the phantom shitter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nomad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Shitter.... He was the phantom shitter. permalink fedilink source parent