Programmer Humor

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

To shreds you say? How are the investors holding up?

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

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[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

But the company's not supposed to shut down.

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[–] anonymoose@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is that not typical?

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[–] Nougat@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Of course it's not typical! Ordinarily, companies don't just shut down. I want to make very clear that this is not the normal state of affairs!

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So what's the minimal employee requirements for a company?

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[–] Nougat@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Oh, I suppose ... one?

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[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

One employee?

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Well, one, I suppose.

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[–] -spam-@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 18 points 2 years ago

Chance in a million