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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cheddar@programming.dev 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.

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lemmy:	0.19.20
mlmym (mschae):	26.3.3