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[+] -60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

Cringe.

She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.

Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you're going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she's happy at that size, but I don't have to accept edgy excuses for someone else's poor choices.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    You didn't get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.

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  • [+] -39 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I'm probably right 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago

    I'll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don't have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is "what a dork" downvote and forget.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Counterpoint: you're a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.

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  • [+] -21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Ah, yes. Top tier rebuttal full of facts and logic.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    your retort sucks because you're trying to own her by saying something she already acknowledges. weak af.

    "I'm fat because I fucked your dad"

    "oh yeah? well you're fat!"

    ...

    "I bet you fucked my dad a lot!"

    genius insults

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    At least she's acknowledging her weight is due to overeating.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    People seem to love to jump to this assumption without acknowledging any fallibility, when in reality you don't know from just looking at someone. Even if it's a likely reason, it's not the only one. I'm going to at least hope you aren't a doctor based on this single sentence.

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  • [+] -6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Excluding weight gain from corticosteroids or something exotic like elephantiasis, it is literally always overeating. I'm prone to it, and nobody can consider it an individual moral failing when obesity has become a massive global epidemic. But there's genuinely no getting around the fundamental reality that it's calories in, calories out. Apparently the majority of humans overeat when living a sedentary lifestyle with a readily available food surplus. The incredible success of GLP-1 agonists really hammers that point home if anyone was still unconvinced.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "excluding [things I know about], it is literally always [the only other thing I know about.]" Again, I stress fallibility.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Believe what you want, I made a very reasonable point.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Look, I've tried taking a day to reply because this comment pissed me off so much. I watched my mother count calories as a kid and it emotionally scarred me. She wasn't suffering from the examples you gave. I don't care to share personal details and shouldn't have to for you to be aware you may not know everything.

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