▲ 175 ▼ This isn't grass. It's California poppies (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 years ago by NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to c/gardening@lemmy.world 21 comments fedilink hide all child comments I planted a few here last year and I guess they like this spot
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Do they make opium? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not these ones. But I do grow those too 🤫 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) For real? Where do you get the seeds? Do you just smoke the sap, or how's that work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Seeds can be bought anywhere super easy. Papaver somniferum. Online or at garden centers. I like to wait until the pods dry out and then make a tea from them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago As I understand it, you can have poppies you just can't be harvesting the opium. So only score the pods on plants that no one can see. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Cool. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is the tea super addictive? Are there side effects? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 3 points 2 years ago Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses. Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium. I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Naughty naughty Natalie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) lol! I actually use it when I fly. I get so stiff in my back on a long flight, so I take some poppy tea and then I can just sleep and it’s wonderful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just shoot a little heroin that I’ve smuggled onto the plane in the old prison wallet like every other self-respecting person. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) From your butt to your veins. That seems... unwise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago That's the unwise part? permalink fedilink source parent [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Don’t tell the Gunslinger! Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Oh man, i need to sleep so bad. Wish i had started some puppies for months ago ☹️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not these ones. But I do grow those too 🤫 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) For real? Where do you get the seeds? Do you just smoke the sap, or how's that work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Seeds can be bought anywhere super easy. Papaver somniferum. Online or at garden centers. I like to wait until the pods dry out and then make a tea from them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago As I understand it, you can have poppies you just can't be harvesting the opium. So only score the pods on plants that no one can see. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Cool. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is the tea super addictive? Are there side effects? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 3 points 2 years ago Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses. Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium. I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Naughty naughty Natalie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) lol! I actually use it when I fly. I get so stiff in my back on a long flight, so I take some poppy tea and then I can just sleep and it’s wonderful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just shoot a little heroin that I’ve smuggled onto the plane in the old prison wallet like every other self-respecting person. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) From your butt to your veins. That seems... unwise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago That's the unwise part? permalink fedilink source parent [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Don’t tell the Gunslinger! Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Oh man, i need to sleep so bad. Wish i had started some puppies for months ago ☹️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) For real? Where do you get the seeds? Do you just smoke the sap, or how's that work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Seeds can be bought anywhere super easy. Papaver somniferum. Online or at garden centers. I like to wait until the pods dry out and then make a tea from them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago As I understand it, you can have poppies you just can't be harvesting the opium. So only score the pods on plants that no one can see. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Cool. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is the tea super addictive? Are there side effects? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 3 points 2 years ago Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses. Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium. I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) Seeds can be bought anywhere super easy. Papaver somniferum. Online or at garden centers. I like to wait until the pods dry out and then make a tea from them permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago As I understand it, you can have poppies you just can't be harvesting the opium. So only score the pods on plants that no one can see. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Cool. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is the tea super addictive? Are there side effects? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 3 points 2 years ago Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses. Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium. I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago As I understand it, you can have poppies you just can't be harvesting the opium. So only score the pods on plants that no one can see. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Is the tea super addictive? Are there side effects? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 3 points 2 years ago Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses. Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium. I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 3 points 2 years ago Yes it is addictive. It contains morphine. Please don’t get addicted to it. I’m old and been using it very seldom for many years. I’m fortunate to have that willpower and stability in life. Side effects include nausea and sleepiness, and it is probably possible to OD. I make a cup of tea from 5 average sized pods. Not a very strong dose. Tastes horrible. If you want to learn more look for a free PDF of the book Opium for the Masses. Opium poppies are hard to grow as a gardener bc they are one of those plants that thrive on neglect. They seem to only grow by accident. But ya they’re easy to find seeds. Lauren’s Grape is a common variety that contains opium. I’m the the US, and opium poppies are legal to grow and harvest but it is illegal to slice the pods to harvest opium. As far as I know there is no law against making tea from pods and it’s just an easy way to do it. Also once you recognize the shape of opium poppy pod (different shape from oriental poppy and corn poppy) you will see them in garden all over. Sometimes I’ve just asked nicely and been given them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Naughty naughty Natalie. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) lol! I actually use it when I fly. I get so stiff in my back on a long flight, so I take some poppy tea and then I can just sleep and it’s wonderful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just shoot a little heroin that I’ve smuggled onto the plane in the old prison wallet like every other self-respecting person. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) From your butt to your veins. That seems... unwise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago That's the unwise part? permalink fedilink source parent [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Don’t tell the Gunslinger! Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Oh man, i need to sleep so bad. Wish i had started some puppies for months ago ☹️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) lol! I actually use it when I fly. I get so stiff in my back on a long flight, so I take some poppy tea and then I can just sleep and it’s wonderful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just shoot a little heroin that I’ve smuggled onto the plane in the old prison wallet like every other self-respecting person. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) From your butt to your veins. That seems... unwise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago That's the unwise part? permalink fedilink source parent [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Don’t tell the Gunslinger! Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Oh man, i need to sleep so bad. Wish i had started some puppies for months ago ☹️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) I just shoot a little heroin that I’ve smuggled onto the plane in the old prison wallet like every other self-respecting person. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) From your butt to your veins. That seems... unwise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago That's the unwise part? permalink fedilink source parent [–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Don’t tell the Gunslinger! Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) From your butt to your veins. That seems... unwise. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago That's the unwise part? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NataliePortland@lemmy.ca [S] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Don’t tell the Gunslinger! Am I sensing some judgement from Satans Maggoty Cum Fart? 🤣🤣 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Barndog53@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago This was so fun to read. From a good ol fashioned prison wallet joke, from such a great user name, to a very specific Dark Tower reference! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago Oh man, i need to sleep so bad. Wish i had started some puppies for months ago ☹️ permalink fedilink source parent