"So we created these chemicals for wars..."

"Ah, killing the enemy efficiently!"

"Well, no."

"So they knock them out temporarily?"

"Haha, not exactly..."

"Then they're useless?"

"No. They just really mess them up. It goes into their body really easily and it's super carcinogenic, permanently fucks their DNA up, basically eats their skin, probably causes them to go blind, and will make them mentally fucked up. But it takes hours for them to notice the effect."

"...What the hell is wrong with you guys?"