▲ 65 ▼ Is it possible to bottle a fart while maintaining its freshness? (lemmy.sdf.org) submitted 2 years ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 40 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) That’s incredible. Do you have like a PhD in flatulometry? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Tbh, I could probably fake it and get away with it as long as nobody dug too deep. For a while, anyway lol Just an interested party for multiple reasons, none of them kink related (I promise, even though saying it means nobody will ever believe it) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Tbh, I could probably fake it and get away with it as long as nobody dug too deep. For a while, anyway lol Just an interested party for multiple reasons, none of them kink related (I promise, even though saying it means nobody will ever believe it) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago You could get one of those fancy fake PhD papers printed out for you. It should say you got a degree in flatulometry from the university of Arse, Indonesia. Add more toilet puns just to make sure people stop by and actually read all of it when visiting your office where you have this paper on display. permalink fedilink source parent